1 post tagged “questionnaire”

I'm cross-pollinating from myspace now. This is possibly the saddest, most disturbing thing since the hamster dance/goatse mashup*.

1. My ex is... non-existent. You fuck with me, you stuck with me.
   
2. I am listening to... my ceiling fan.
3. Maybe I should... go to sleep.
4. I love... beauty. I see beauty all of the time, in the natural world and in the works of man, and I can't imagine any higher purpose than to try to add to it, or even to just be there and witness it. Yes, I'm a big hippy. Shut up.
   
5. My best friend... is me.
6. I don't understand... nearly everything, and that's exciting.
   
7. I lose... things all the time, and then find them when I go back to the first place I looked.
8. People say... what they think other people want to hear, way too often.
9. The meaning of my screen name is... it's my name.
10. Love is... beauty. pain. the ultimate. the worst. a result of evolution and brain chemistry. sublime.
    
11. Somewhere, someone is... filling out this same survey.
12. I will always... wonder.
13. Seems like... the human ability to ignore that which is inconvenient is infinite.
14. I never want... to stagnate.
15. My mobile phone is.... computationally more powerful than a football stadium full of vacuum tubes.
16. When I wake up in the morning... I invariably hit snooze.
17. Before I go to bed at night... I think of all the other things I could be doing besides sleep.
18. Parties are... usually uncomfortable unless I'm drunk.
19. My Dog(s) is... dead, and it's my fault.
    
20. Kisses are the worst when... your agendas are totally different.
21. Today I... managed to function, though barely, on a total of about six hours of sleep in the last two days. Why do I keep doing this? I am old, tired, and I need to act like it.
22. Tonight I will... probably lie in bed for at least an hour before I go to sleep, despite the above.
23. Tomorrow I will... sleep in, read some blogs, do some research, code something, try to get laid.
24. I really want... to just start over from age 14 knowing what I know now, sometimes.

* I totally made that up. If it is in fact real, please do not tell me. I don't want to know.